Mini-Reviews #16

Better late than never: More opinions on some of the things that I’ve watched since the last time.

(Update 2023: Added five-star-ratings [may diverge now from what I had in mind, years ago, when I wrote the text…].)

Film

300: Rise Of An Empire (2014)
Technical not as revolutionary as the first film, since it is more or less shot in the very same style. The film is again essentially just a series of very bloody battle scenes — but still, I felt entertained (while all the action in the original “300” became a bit repetitive at the end).
★★★★ 4/5 stars
Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (2016)
Ugh, crap comedy, usual Hollywood dreck. The first one wasn’t gold either, but this one is scrap metal. As usual, all the funny bits are in the trailer anyways, so just watch that one.
☆☆☆☆ 1/5 stars
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
There’s a reason why this movie has jokingly been dubbed “Avengers 2.5”. After the great (great!) “Winter Soldier” a hefty letdown. All the main ingredients of the common Marvel Blockbuster are there, of course, but really: How long will this formula work? Marvel movies have become so dull.
★★☆☆☆ 2/5 stars
The Legend Of Tarzan (2016)
Just stay far away from that one.
☆☆☆☆ 1/5 stars
Cold Comes The Night (2013)
I was interesed in this little movie because of the cast, but the (lack of) plot, weird characterization and so forth made this a really bad choice. Completely unremarkable.
☆☆☆☆ 1/5 stars
Central Intelligence (2016)
Dwayne Johnson has just incredible charisma as an actor and that rescues this comedy. Hoped for a bit more funny stuff, given the premise. A pretty tame ‘play-by-the-numbers’ comedy.
★★☆☆☆ 2/5 stars
Slow West (2015)
Very interesting modern Western. It’s indeed a small scale, slow-burning film, but with a great cast and story. Highly recommended!
★★★★ 4/5 stars
The Shallows (2016)
Shark thriller from a different perspective and with nice visuals. As for many horror movies, the first act, if not half the movie, is actually a rather uninteresting build-up and the end is a bit over the top. But still a nice watch.
★★★☆☆ 3/5 stars
The Nice Guys (2016)
Oh man, when I saw the first the trailer for it, I was absoultely sure that this would be the action-comedy sensation of the decade. Unfortunately, the full movie was not quite up to that. Although I’ll have to watch it a second time (with now curbed expectations) to really make up my mind.

Update 2019-02: By now, I had a second viewing of it, this time not dubbed to german, but in english. And what can I say: What a great film! 😜
Really, a difference like day and night. Probably due to the language change and the fact that I could follow the plot and third act better (I was messed up a bit on the first watching event, due to low blood sugar). Glad that I saw it again and could revise my first impression.
Now: Highly recommended!
★★★★★ 5/5 stars

Star Trek Beyond (2016)
Better than the predecessors from the rebooted series, but still not my Star Trek. It works as an entertaining Hollywood mainstream action flick in space, but don’t expect more. I guess Trek just isn’t meant for the Silver Screen (fingers crossed for the upcoming new TV show).
★★★☆☆ 3/5 stars
Crimson Peak (2015)
By director Guillermo Del Toro, so one can be assured that at least the production value, setting and atmosphere is top notch. And while I think the story had some gaping holes and the action of many characters were illogical, it was still an OK film.
★★★☆☆ 3/5 stars
The Secret Life Of Pets (2016)
Some funny scenes, but a generic storyline. Watchable, but forgotten as soon as the credits roll.
★★★☆☆ 3/5 stars
Suicide Squad (2016)
Again, what a mess. DC superhero movies still haven’t found their groove. And despite the novel idea behind this, it plays it very safe, while being extremely chaotic and bland at the same time (also a kind of accomplishment).
☆☆☆☆ 1/5 stars
Mascots (2016)
Catched this by accident, shortly after reading a positive review. But it turned out to be very, very underwhelming.
☆☆☆☆ 1/5 stars
Jason Bourne (2016)
Please forget that this one exists. Even ‘Legacy’ is better. Given that both Matt Damon and Paul “Shaky-Cam” Greengrass claimed that they needed a very good story for a new installement, this one is laughable!
☆☆☆☆ 1/5 stars

TV

The Shannara Chronicles — Season 1
I only knew the novel series by name, but never read a book of it. The show is alright, but didn’t grab me enough to continue with it: Bit too generic and too focused on a Young Adult target audience.
★★☆☆☆ 2/5 stars
The Strain — Season 1
Campy beyond believe, althought entertaining enough for a quick fix every now and then. Don’t expect too much from it and you won’t be disappointed.
★★★☆☆ 3/5 stars
The Strain — Season 2
Campy beyond believe, althought entertaining enough for a quick fix every now and then. Don’t expect too much from it and you won’t be disappointed.
★★★☆☆ 3/5 stars
The Strain — Season 3
Campy beyond believe, althought entertaining enough for a quick fix every now and then. Don’t expect too much from it and you won’t be disappointed.
★★★☆☆ 3/5 stars
The Knick — Season 1
Great show. Highly recommended!
★★★★★ 5/5 stars
The Knick — Season 2
Great show. Highly recommended!
Hopefully it will get more seasons (even though the primary story arc is now complete).
Update from 2023: Sadly, it was not picked up for a third season… 😢
★★★★★ 5/5 stars
Silicon Valley — Season 3
Has still some laughs in it. Occasionally a bit over the top, but then again I can’t really judge it (maybe it isn’t). And since it’s an US comedy, that seems normal. I’ll stick around for the next round.
★★★☆☆ 3/5 stars
The Night Manager — Season 1 (Mini-Series)
Boooring shit!
☆☆☆☆ 1/5 stars
Dark Matter — Season 2
Hm, still not sure whether I should continue it. This season was all over the place, without going anywhere really. Additionally, the characterization is still mediocre and the lack of budget is showing.
★★☆☆☆ 2/5 stars
Mr. Robot — Season 2
Wow, just wow: A must-see. But the plot starts to tread on thin ice; the next season might be another revelation — or the show will jump the shark (doubt that).
★★★★★ 5/5 stars
Preacher — Season 1
What the fuck was the point, exactly?! A whole season as a preamble…?! Maybe I’ll proceed… but with caution!
Update from 2023: I did not proceed to watch this show.
☆☆☆☆ 1/5 stars
The Expanse — Season 1
Good production value, interesting characters and a not so obvious plot. This first half is a bit slow, but I think it’s worth it.
★★★★ 4/5 stars
Marvel’s Daredevil — Season 1
Now that is a superhero treatment that I can get behind. The first season was simply amazing. Recommended!
★★★★★ 5/5 stars
Marvel’s Daredevil — Season 2
Now that is a superhero treatment that I can get behind. The first season was simply amazing — while the second dropped the ball here and there. Anyways, recommended!
Update from 2023: Rewatched this 2nd season again, last year: It is actually better than I remembered (but yet still not as great as the 1st season).
★★★★ 4/5 stars